Cannibal Shuffle
I'm the kind of geezer
That keeps you in the freezer
And make big meatballs out of your face
Lets have some chow
Lets pluck that eyebrow
The coppers wont guess I ate every trace
Your lips
They look so sweet
Its what I call `The other white meat´
You´re always posh, always fresh
I want to see you in the flesh
Am I a cannibal or just a hungry lad?
My taste in women aint that bad
I whisper in your fried ear
´Shall we use the silverware?`
Tonight I´ll be lighting my candles just for you
They called you a cheater
They called you a man-eater
If they only could see the irony in what I do
You cheap little tart
You really made me fart
Still I l cant get enough of those jawbreaker eyes
I´ll never tell my mate
Whats on his plate
Hoo-ha! A scent of a woman with hot sauce and rice
Once you were between my sheets
Now you´re stuck between my teeth's
Oh baby
How did you come to be so yummy
Oh baby
No longer in my heart but still in my tummy
I love every inch of you - capish?
You really taste like a bird and not a cold fish