The Bastard Son
Once upon a time
Three men followed a star
And told all men to spread the news
Tonight they´re celebrating
In churches and in bars
The dead boy of a chick I once knew
We locked the door
And on a donkey we leaved
To a little place called Bethlehem far away
At the time
I still believed
That she was having my baby some day
But I got cheated
My usual goddamn luck
She already had a love affair
I learned all about
The dickless fuck
And what grew inside of her
I said what the hell Mary
Full of disgrace
Why didn't God instead
Come all over your pretty face
The journey was long
And I was tired
Her cunt like the desert completely dried
No burning bush
No sword of fire
I admit I used that ass to get satisfied
I'm sitting here
With my eyes wide shut
Out of money and out of beer
Praise the child
And the virgin slut
But not the stupid sod who trusted her
A lonely carpenter
Getting hammered on his own
But as they say: blessed are the meek
My adoptive son got nailed
Wearing a crown
And the bastard just turned the other cheek