Blackadder
"We hate the French! We fight wars against them!
Did all those men die in vain on the field at Agincourt?
Was the man who burned Joan of Arc simply wasting good matches?"
-Blackadder-
"I can't see the point in the theatre.
All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home.
Apart from the sex, of course."
-Baldrick-
All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home.
Apart from the sex, of course."
-Baldrick-
"They do say, Mrs Miggins, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover
...when I stick this toasting fork in your head."
-Blackadder-